I have this friend.
She’s a hardworking New Yorker. She puts in 12hr+ days doing the work she loves, plus work she doesn’t *exactly* love, because that’s what it takes. She wants a dog. She’s pretty sure she’d never have time to walk that dog and therefore be a terrible pet owner. She’d also love one of those cheap-but-hip Brooklyn loft apartments she’s heard exist, kind of like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Sometimes she forgets to do the dishes two days in a row and is too busy running around to take a shower (yeah, she’s sexy alright).
Then one day, it occurred to this friend of mine that life could be a lot easier if she just got a boyfriend. Dog-walker? Check! Cheaper rent? Check! Not creeping out your roommate when you crawl into their bed at 2am for platonic cuddling? Please and thank you!
So she asked me to write this Christmas Song about it. To celebrate the holiday season, I’m releasing this Christmas gift – my new tune, “Brooklyn Baby.” To stream the song and get your download click here!*
Here’s to hoping the holidays fulfill all your Brooklyn + bacon desires! And if you know of any single, eligible bachelors, I’m she’s still looking….
*Just select “Buy Now” and under price enter $0.